Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New Orleans Saints.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”

Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in New Or! leans in case of a tornado?
A: The Superdome – they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Baton Rouge have a professional football team?
A: Because then New Orleans would want one.

Q: Why was Jim Haslett upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q: What’s the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How do the New Orleans Saints count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10!

Q: How many New Orleans Saints does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How can you tell when the New Orleans Saints are going to run ! the football?
A: Aaron Brooks leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.