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Best Wishes

I’m sure that you have all heard by now that former President Bill Clinton is in the hospital.

I hope that it is not serious and that he makes a speedy recovery. Seriously.

I’m sure that the nurses will take “extra special” care of him. Or is it that he will take “extra special” care with them?

Whichever.

God-like

From BBC:

  • Do we over hype our sport stars?

  • Kelly Holmes has kept hopes of an Olympic medal double alive after easing into the semi-finals of the women’s 1500m on Tuesday night.

    She claimed Britain’s first track gold of the Games in the 800m on Monday.

    Holmes has said she will focus on the 1500m but plans to pretend she never won gold when she is back at the start line because, as she said: “I’ve got my dream – I have got my gold medal and no-one can take that away from me.”

    Speaking to the BBC on Monday Paula Radcliffe said she had “let everyone down” after her bid for Olympic marathon gold ended in tears.

    Of course we do. Any celebrity (in the public’s eye) can walk on water.

    Duh.