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2005 Saints’ Schedule

Sports

The NFL has just released the schedule for next season. Here is the Saints':

September
Sun. 11 at Carolina Panthers Noon (FOX)
Sun. 18 NEW YORK GIANTS Noon (FOX)
Sun. 25 at Minnesota Vikings Noon (FOX)
October
Sun. 2 BUFFALO BILLS Noon (CBS)
Sun. 9 at Green Bay Packers Noon (FOX)
Sun. 16 ATLANTA FALCONS Noon (FOX)
Sun. 23 at St. Louis Rams Noon (FOX)
Sun. 30 MIAMI DOLPHINS Noon (CBS)
November
Sun. 6 CHICAGO BEARS Noon (FOX)
Sun. 13 Bye Week
Sun. 20 at New England Patriots Noon (FOX)
Sun. 27 at New York Jets 7:30 pm (ESPN)
December
Sun. 4 TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS Noon (FOX)
Mon. 12 at Atlanta Falcons 8 pm (ABC)
Sun. 18 CAROLINA PANTHERS Noon (FOX)
Sat. 24 DETROIT LIONS Noon (FOX)
January
Sun. 1 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Noon (FOX)

All games Central time.

NFL Week 17 Picks

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Miami vs. Baltimore
Pittsburgh vs. Buffalo
New Orleans vs. Carolina
Green Bay vs. Chicago
Cleveland vs. Houston
San Francisco vs. New England
Cincinnati vs. Philadelphia
NY Jets vs. St. Louis
Detroit vs. Tennessee
Minnesota vs. Washington
Tampa Bay vs. Arizona
Atlanta vs. Seattle
Indianapolis vs. Denver
Jacksonville vs. Oakland
Kansas City vs. San Diego
Dallas vs. NY Giants

NFL Week 16 Picks

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Green Bay vs. Minnesota
Oakland vs. Kansas City
Denver vs. Tennessee
NY Giants vs. Cincinnati
Chicago vs. Detroit
San Diego vs. Indianapolis
Houston vs. Jacksonville
Atlanta vs. New Orleans
Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh
New England vs. NY Jets
Buffalo vs. San Francisco
Carolina vs. Tampa Bay
Washington vs. Dallas
Arizona vs. Seattle/
Cleveland vs. Miami
Philadelphia vs. St. Louis

NFL Week 15 Picks

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Pittsburgh vs. N.Y. Giants
Washington vs. San Fransisco
Carolina vs. Atlanta
Buffalo vs. Cincinnati
Dallas vs. Philadelphia
Denver vs. Kansas City
Houston vs. Chicago
Minnesota vs. Detroit
San Diego vs. Cleveland
Seattle vs. N.Y. Jets
New Orleans vs. Tampa Bay
St. Louis vs. Arizona
Jacksonville vs. Green Bay
Tennessee vs. Oakland
Baltimore vs. Indianapolis
New England vs. Miami

NFL Week 14 Picks

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Straight up. No spread. Winners in bold.

Chicago at Jacksonville
NY Giants at Baltimore
Indianapolis at Houston
Cleveland at Buffalo
New Orleans at Dallas
Oakland at Atlanta
Seattle at Minnesota
Cincinnati at New England
NY Jets at Pittsburgh
Miami at Denver
Detroit at Green Bay
Tampa Bay at San Diego
St. Louis at Carolina
San Francisco at Arizona
Philadelphia at Washington
Kansas City at Tennessee

Saints

General, Sports

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New Orleans Saints.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”

Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in New Or! leans in case of a tornado?
A: The Superdome – they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Baton Rouge have a professional football team?
A: Because then New Orleans would want one.

Q: Why was Jim Haslett upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q: What’s the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How do the New Orleans Saints count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10!

Q: How many New Orleans Saints does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How can you tell when the New Orleans Saints are going to run ! the football?
A: Aaron Brooks leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

NFL Week 13 Picks

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Winners in bold.

Minnesota at Chicago
New England at Cleveland
Arizona at Detroit
Tennessee at Indianapolis
San Francisco at St. Louis
Buffalo at Miami
Carolina at New Orleans
Houston at NY Jets
Atlanta at Tampa Bay
Cincinnati at Baltimore
Denver at San Diego
Kansas City at Oakland
Green Bay at Philadelphia
NY Giants at Washington
Pittsburgh at Jacksonville
Dallas at Seattle