Category Archives: General

Saints

General, Sports

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New Orleans Saints.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”

Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in New Or! leans in case of a tornado?
A: The Superdome – they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Baton Rouge have a professional football team?
A: Because then New Orleans would want one.

Q: Why was Jim Haslett upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q: What’s the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How do the New Orleans Saints count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10!

Q: How many New Orleans Saints does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How can you tell when the New Orleans Saints are going to run ! the football?
A: Aaron Brooks leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

Carbs?!?!?!?!?

General

Everyone knows someone who is following the Atkins’ Diet, right?

Forward this link.

Please note, the above link it not safe for work and small kids.

Remember, I warned you about the language.

NFL Week 9 Picks

General

No point spread. Winners in bold.

Arizona at Miami
Philadelphia at Pittsburgh
Kansas City at Tampa Bay
Oakland at Carolina
NY Jetsat Buffalo
Dallas at Cincinnati
Washington at Detroit
New Orleans at San Diego
Seattle at San Francisco
Chicago at NY Giants
Houston at Denver
New England at St. Louis
Cleveland at Baltimore
Minnesota at Indianapolis

Bye Week: Atlanta, Green Bay, Tennessee, Jacksonville

Buyer Beware

General

Everyone, everywhere has three things that they dread:

1. April 15th (Tax Day)
2. Dentist appoitments
3. Car purchases

I ran across a fascinating article about #3. Its written from the perspective of the car salesman.

Interesting read.

Xbox Games

General, Tech

:!: – New

Bible Game
Bionicle Heroes
Blazing Angels Squadrons of WWII
Blinx 2: Masters of Time and Space for Xbox
Blinx The Time Sweeper
Brothers in Arms
Burnout 3 for Xbox
Burnout Revenge
Call of Duty 3
Cars
Chronicles of Narnia The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
Crash Nitro Kart
Delta Force Black Hawk Down
Digimon Rumble Arena 2
Disney’s Meet The Robinsons
Enter the Matrix
ESPN NBA 2K5
Fantastic Four
Finding Nemo
Flat Out
Fuzion Frenzy
Godzilla Save the Earth
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup
Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis
Kameo Elements of Power
Lego Star Wars
Madden NFL 07
Madden NFL 2005
Mech Assault
Mech Assault 2 Lone Wolf
Medal of Honor Frontline
Medal of Honor: Rising Sun
MLB Slugfest 2004
MVP Baseball 2004 for Xbox
MX Unleashed
NCAA 05 Football
Need for Speed Carbon
NHL Hitz Pro
Over the Hedge
Peter Jackson’s King Kong
Rainbow Six 3 Black Arrow For Xbox
Robots
Scooby-Doo: Night of 100 Frights
Shrek 2
Shrek SuperSlam
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 3
Spongebob Squarepants The Battle For Bikini Bottom
Star Wars Battlefront
Star Wars Battlefront II
Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II
Star Wars Obi-Wan
Star Wars Republic Commando
Superman Returns
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 07
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon for Xbox
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Summit Strike
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six 3
Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell
Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow
Tony Hawk 4 for Xbox
Top Spin 2