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NFL Week 15 Picks

Pittsburgh vs. N.Y. Giants
Washington vs. San Fransisco
Carolina vs. Atlanta
Buffalo vs. Cincinnati
Dallas vs. Philadelphia
Denver vs. Kansas City
Houston vs. Chicago
Minnesota vs. Detroit
San Diego vs. Cleveland
Seattle vs. N.Y. Jets
New Orleans vs. Tampa Bay
St. Louis vs. Arizona
Jacksonville vs. Green Bay
Tennessee vs. Oakland
Baltimore vs. Indianapolis
New England vs. Miami

USA! USA!

For the last couple of weeks, Doodle doesn’t want to use Crayons that are made in China. Maybe this pro-USA movement has gone too far.

He only wants to use them that are made in the USA.

Where does he get this from? School? Kids on the bus?

I guess his next stance will be on debt relief for third world countries.

NFL Week 14 Picks

Straight up. No spread. Winners in bold.

Chicago at Jacksonville
NY Giants at Baltimore
Indianapolis at Houston
Cleveland at Buffalo
New Orleans at Dallas
Oakland at Atlanta
Seattle at Minnesota
Cincinnati at New England
NY Jets at Pittsburgh
Miami at Denver
Detroit at Green Bay
Tampa Bay at San Diego
St. Louis at Carolina
San Francisco at Arizona
Philadelphia at Washington
Kansas City at Tennessee

Saints

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New Orleans Saints.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”

Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in New Or! leans in case of a tornado?
A: The Superdome – they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Baton Rouge have a professional football team?
A: Because then New Orleans would want one.

Q: Why was Jim Haslett upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q: What’s the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How do the New Orleans Saints count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10!

Q: How many New Orleans Saints does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How can you tell when the New Orleans Saints are going to run ! the football?
A: Aaron Brooks leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

NFL Week 13 Picks

Winners in bold.

Minnesota at Chicago
New England at Cleveland
Arizona at Detroit
Tennessee at Indianapolis
San Francisco at St. Louis
Buffalo at Miami
Carolina at New Orleans
Houston at NY Jets
Atlanta at Tampa Bay
Cincinnati at Baltimore
Denver at San Diego
Kansas City at Oakland
Green Bay at Philadelphia
NY Giants at Washington
Pittsburgh at Jacksonville
Dallas at Seattle

NFL Week 12 Picks

Winners in bold. Straight up, no spread.

Indianapolis at Detroit
Chicago at Dallas
Washington at Pittsburgh
Tampa Bay at Carolina
Tennessee at Houston
Cleveland at Cincinnati
San Diego at Kansas City
Jacksonville at Minnesota
Philadelphia at NY Giants
New Orleans at Atlanta
NY Jets at Arizona
Baltimore at New England
Miami at San Francisco
Buffalo at Seattle
Oakland at Denver
St. Louis at Green Bay